The Greatest god on Earth

There are quite a lot of gods on earth. Some of them are well known all over the world while the others are just popular in the regions where they are being served.

Most of the gods in the Greek mythology are quite popular. Zeus, I think, is the most popular. He is known as the god of the sky and the ruler of the gods of Mount Olympus.

Poseidon, another Greek god, is the god of the sea and second only to Zeus in power.

Athena, goddess of war, wisdom, industry, skill and justice. She is well loved and is credited for inventing the bridle.

Ares, god of war (at least before he was defeated by Kratos). He is known to be aggressive and unpopular among gods and humans.

In the Yoruba speaking parts of Nigeria, Ogun is the most popular god. He is the god of war. Ogun is also the god of justice.

Sango is another god that is well known in Yoruba Land. He is the god of thunder, lightning and fire.

Amadioha is the most popular god among the Igbo. He is the god of thunder and lightning. Amadioha is also the god of justice.

The above named gods have shrines and priests, who help their worshipers to conduct sacrifices periodically. Some of these gods are quite feared because of there anger.

Now, which one of them is the greatest?

None actually. Why?

Because there is a greater god than all of the above. The greatest god on earth is the STOMACH.

How?

The STOMACH demands sacrifices daily. I don’t need to spell out the consequences if you refuse to comply. As a matter of fact, I have eaten four times already today.

The lowest sacrifice the STOMACH gets most of the time is one daily. When you’ve found a god who gets more sacrifices than the STOMACH, then that god will be the greatest on my list.

ADEWUYI

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